Shit I hate

lol

How every little kid can do 3 shuvs
Ads on youtube
The YOLO generation
People who think Apple is better than PC
How i cant buy mushies online
cutting your toe nails too far, then it bleeds or you have an awkward half cut nail
GOSH

your in my world now grandma


driving to work after forgetting my ipod chord, and there are no radio stations playing any music, all just talking shit!

Furtanken



17:25 22/Oct/12

Fuck that, people who walk up escalators when there are stairs right beside the escalators. YOU WANT TO WALK CUNT THERE YOU GO.




yeah but when you walk up the escalator you go twice as fast. Efficiency mother fucker, efficiency.


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Do you really want to get to work that hard?
I guess I'm referring mainly to the escalators at central station, not wide enough for two people but motherfuckers just have to get to work!

Other than that, plan better. Take it easy. Walk like a black person.

i asked a customer at work how he was going and he smugly replied "by bus", but with more of a "i'm a legend" tone to it rather than just a dad trying to be funny. lol

- When you have the flu, and one ear is permanently blocked for 4 days.

Meatwad
01:31 24/Oct/12

Ads on youtube

Ad-Block buddy, use it, abuse it

Tearing/pulling a muscle in your back causing a spasm, then feeling like an old man, and not being able to skate or sex or sit comfortably to play xbox. Also the stupidly long time it take to recover from such injuries.

The fact that Black Ops 2 is futuristic rather than less-complicated and old. They could've just made it go forward a few years rather than a few decades... We already have the modern warfare series for that.

Working fulltime with someone slow and incompetent, but not quite shit enough to warrant saying anything.

The top 40 hits/V hits music that plays at work. The fact that lots of people/businesses like and play this music so I can't escape it.

Australian versions of Jersey Shore characters.

Really fat people, and sitting next to them on planes.

- People that don't say excuse me when they are trying to get past you with a pram, trolley or other large object and end up hitting you in the leg.

Then when you turn around viciously they say sorry but not genuinely.

- Families who come into your retail shop to purchase something and let the kids run off while they talk business and then when the kids come back with stuff they want the parents just dump the item where ever they happen to be standing. They are just that lazy.

Alternatively to that, people who aren't children yet do the same thing.
Walk back 7 paces and put your DVD away where you got it instead of putting it into any available slot that you see.

personally i hate alters

- Itchy eyes

- Any ind of appointment

- Girls on facebook/myspace/tumblr etc saying "I've been through so much in my life and have learnt to move on and learn from my mistakes" or generic shit along those lines to make them sound like some kind of inspirational strong-willed achiever. No you haven't. I'm all in support of actual people that have dealt with tough things in life, but everyone can tell its not the case for you. Shut up.

- And carrots. My goodness how I despise carrots..

i hate that i have hardly anything to contribute to these threads these days

You best be joking about carrots you fucking queer.

Damn straight. Anyone who hates on carrots is going to get a serving of hate themselves.

I like carrots, particularly the surprise I have after not eating one for 2 weeks and yet there it is in a surprise spew!

Itchy eyes, you really should go get checked for the bad form (dry) macular degeneration. Id hate some one else to have it...

Damn just read that Higher beta-carotene intake was associated with an increased risk of dry Macular Degeneration.

Beta-carotene is in carrots... go figure

I'll take a bit of shredded carrot on a sandwich or something.
Fuck eating it raw though.

McDonalds... can't stand it

Carrots are delicious , the fuck's wrong with you?

cmyk you nailed it. fuck thats the worst situation when they bring a mate that talks so much more than either you or the initial friend and is just an annoying cunt.

i hate that melbourne cup is an excuse for dumb thick head middle class jock cunts to act like high rollers and pretend theyre reeling it in

Working in hospitality during Melbourne cup. I can deal with most people and rarely get fired up but Melbourne cup brings out the worst in human beings.

Dudes at schoolies that like to show you how ruthless their trip was by very delicately collecting and stacking each can they consumed for the whole week.

Every teenage girl that loses a grandparent. "R.I.P pop he was my best friend I am so depressed without you" shutup cunt

when youre driving in a carpark and someone walks from one side to the other very slowly at a 90 degree angle in front of you.