Shit I hate

Someone already touched on the subject earlier but:

- When you stop to cross the street and the driver tries to be courteous and wave you along, meanwhile you still stand there for a period of time, so finally they don't move and you decide to walk across, which is when they start to accelerate. Just fucking go from the start. You have the right to. Wastes time for both parties.

- People on facebook (usually the attention seeking hussey's) posting about "SUMMER!" during the first day after winter sheds a slight bit of sun, and it's above 16 degrees. Fuck off

and also: (for now)

- Not being able to get a park at the supermarket and also having to drive 30km under the speed limit because of endless fucksticks in summer walking ON the road not looking, wearing short pink shorts and shitty XXXXXXXXL gay as fuck singlets

Hank.

16:03 09/Oct/12
When people cannot differentiate "he is" and 'his" and similar words. If you are older than 12 and still making these mistakes you may be entitled to a refund of your educational costs...

Dude, backed.

People that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Also, 'there', 'they're' and 'their'. You learned that shit in Grade 2, cunce! Fucken pull ya fingers out of your arseholes!

skate shop beef

having a few beers then unfortunately watching David Attenborough and then being incapable of not talking like him...

Being bunged up with the flu while all my mates are out sinkin piss

- People that take over 10 items through the 10 items or less express lane at supermarkets

Pretty much everything except weed,pussy,boneless's,Mexican food and acid. Fuck everything else

-weed, pussy, mexican food, acid and this guy ^^

U hate mexican food and pussy?! Fuck wats wrong with this world. Is this scooterparx?

Insert relevant badass picture ^

No need for name



13:49 20/Oct/12

- People that take over 10 items through the 10 items or less express lane at supermarkets

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Add people who take trolley's through the self serve checkouts.

ppl who stand side by side on escalators thinking its a fucking carnival ride.

Fuck that, people who walk up escalators when there are stairs right beside the escalators. YOU WANT TO WALK CUNT THERE YOU GO.

Laughing loudly at work at the below comment only to have 3 people say "what are you laughing at? Gimme a look"

MR SPROUTHUNTER



23:31 21/Oct/12
U hate mexican food and pussy?! Fuck wats wrong with this world. Is this scooterparx?

Stapler running out of staples can ram it

my bosses son getting team leaders job after 6 months

my bosses son

my boss

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up

I liked that

People who say "OMG! I had the craziest dream last night" and then tell you about it and ask you what it means and OMG is their subconscious telling them to take a new career path and GOSH they dream about funny stuff.

I just want to stab them in their faces.

People who say "You'll never guess..." before telling you something.

If I'm never going to guess it, just fuckin tell me. This isn't Who Want's to be a Millionaire.

- Customers ringing up whilst its flat out to 'enquire' about a certain product that doesn't exist or hasn't been made for 40 fucking years. Or something simple - eg. a battery worth 99cents.

- Hayfever

- Customers

I fucking hate when people wanna talk about their dreams, i dont give a fuck, what made you think i did?

Furtanken



17:25 22/Oct/12

Fuck that, people who walk up escalators when there are stairs right beside the escalators. YOU WANT TO WALK CUNT THERE YOU GO.




yeah but when you walk up the escalator you go twice as fast. Efficiency mother fucker, efficiency.

I hate people who are bothered by petty things like walking up escalators, talking about dreams, hearing someone start a sentence with "guess what" and staplers...

Are you guys fucking serious? I'm a pretty jaded, cynical person and i enjoy a hateful rant as much as the next guy, but this is just ridiculous...

When you invite someone and they bring the mutual "friend" that you happen to hate