Things Skating has taught me...

* society is ruthless
* life is sweet with good friends
* savour every moment
* steez and personality counts for alot
* and finally, confidence makes the difference

*the small children can be the most annoying creatures in existance
*sprouters dont necassarily like really sweaty unkempt gentlemen
*the ground hurts
*how to make a good time out of anything/anywhere

I can have the worst day ever, and hate everything.. But when I get back on my board, it all goes away...

Frontside smith slashers are fun when you're pissed off!

djsm i would like to formaly apologise for that hate thread my mate made about you on my account

I used to like the rain before i skated, now i hate it.

"2009 taught me about the new popular culture of chickenboning, junting and so forth."

Best quote I have ever read hands down I laughed for a solid 2 mins wow.

Krang wrote:

"alot of people will get over skating at some point and want to do other thnigs and you are better off just letting them go do whatever than trynig to force them to come out skating all the time. even if it does result in them being a souless metro jock douchebag"

Absolutely correct. There's so many guys who were rad skaters and rad people. Then they gave up skating and slowly, surely became generic fashion-victim dickheads... it's actually depressing. I've known absolute rippers who loved skateboarding (they were sponsored and you might remember some of them). Then they quit skating and now they're metrosexual posers, thugs or meathead jocks. Sad sad sad.

Hey Fish :) no worries mate.. I thought it was funny.. :)

The only thing that skateboarding has taught me is that I love skateboarding.

HOW TO LEARN

-skateboarding is all about making money and impressing the older cooler skaters
-pick on kids if they cant skate well, this will give them more reason to hurry up and get good
-if you cant land a trick, no point trying it again.. smoke some cones instead

The only 'sport' you can get a bunch of mates together,
go to the local park, and all pump the local tranny,
at the same time, for FREE!
That, and Frontside Grinds (big letters deserved) are the best.

*that your trick is 10x better if you land in a no grab tuck knee position
*that i dont like going to the berwick pub on friday nights

its ok for a guy to have more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend if said guy is a skater, otherwise its hella fag

Dudley Booger Dawson

11:56 10/Mar

the correct term for a female skateboarder is 'lesbian'


someone got turned down by a lesbian skateboarder...

that mumford never posed naked for us....

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

that my life would consist of COD, school and work