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"people. people. pls take imgn's xample and like myself pls 'shut up'"

Your obviously new around here, cause nobody here listens to me

imgn i think they should listen to u. its good advice. after one more comment i will take ur advice. anyway snapper ....ok at the night session in either 2 weeks or 3 weeks. il word up which week in a day or 2. right on sunset or just as it gets dark. and snapper that moneys not urs yet. and i dont know about the riverside name change? but i admit , people can call riverside what they want. so now thats clarified jedi would like to lay down some more info. jedi, after riding his skateboard from either frankston or mornington(i cant remeber which) to port melbourne on a summer day - jedi was skating to the finish where spirit of tasmania docks, and he saw delta goodrem and her bfriend at the time. she was wearing a bikini, but thats not a big deal. jedi skated up to them and introduced himself and they had a conversation about a few things- jediz home in mornington and williamstown and deltas bfriends home in toorak also jedis ambition to possibly compete in the aus xgames. jedi didnt mention his mother was a politicion. we then parted ways. they had a very nice car- a lotus or ferrari or similar. jedi has also spoken with nathan buckley at his house and eddi mcguire at his house, both had xpensive bmws- that was when jedi was in his early teens. jediz sat next to serena williams and her mother at the tennis- while venus was playing. jedi has spoken with two neighbours actors from years ago- brook satchwell and a girl who played the character libby. hes stood next to xhibit from pimp my ride and talked with his guest mc- xhibit was busy talking to someone else. also jedi and grant wharington from mornington know who each other but ive only watched him on wild thing from the pier in mornington. i dont think we've met. jedi has also mentioned he's been introduced to steve bracks the then vic premier . he also when in his early teens stood infront of young kelly slater when in a trigger bros instore signing. and being a young teen jedi politely stepped aside and let kelly pass to the outside of the shop. cont.....

the kelly day was funny bcause of all the girls who attended the instore. and jedi just happened to walk in by accident and witness the proceedings. jedi in his mid teens was introduced to an aus womens basketball team. and sophia milanovic(i think she's a former world champ surfer) had a laugh at jedi in spanish at the front of torquay hotel. u can bet that if jedi was within proximity of hearing what she said and properly understood it (bcause jedi is nearly half fluent in spanish and can also read/write nearly half fluent portuguese)- u can bet that jedi would have told her straight back in spanish 'dont spray me with spanish bcause straight up- dont even think of trying to beat me on ur surfboard, against my skateboard- cause sister - its who does the raddest shit, no matter what board. ...................and anyway jedi will info u crew more famous ppl details some other time....now its quiet time

correction ....a member of the womens bball team- i cannot remember her name, it was a while ago. and also jedi has spoken to former melbourne tigers player derek ? simmons ( from the andrew gaze era ) at simmons house

"Half-Fluent"... Very impressive.

I hail from the town of Torquay Nick (jedi) always mentions in his post's...
i remember the first time i saw nick skating the local many years back in a basket ball jersey, ripped jeans, helmet with ski goggles on top and of course a non functional replica light saber.

it was quiet amusing the first few times he rocked up....
Tried to skate, talked literal shit and scabbed the occasional ciggy if not weed.
So on this went on every month or two when he would cruise over from Mornington Pen. until everyone realized he was a delusional cornhole.

It was until i got a job at a local skate shop i really learnt how delusional he was, every fortnight or so for a few months we had calls coming in from nick requesting immediate sponsorship with cash flow and proddy... with some uber cool story to back it up...

There is a few local stories on how the jedi got his powers (hallucinations, delusions, schizophrenia, impaired memory and disorientation)

- Nick was red hot with the police and had a sheet of sid on him and he decided to devour the whole sheet to rid of it, completely frying his brains.

- smoked so much dmt he stopped breathing for a bit... starving his brain of oxygen he became a bit of a sperg on top of the obvious drug abuse.

- went back in time and smoked pips with christian hosoi and lost his mind

i feel empathy when ever i see the guy talking shit to randoms but shit like this thread does nothing but make him look like a fucking retard that can't ollie claiming to be the next hosoi shogun jedi bong wizard...

also the guy stinks like shit all the time so dont get to close...

"and of course a non functional replica light saber"

haha! thanks for making it clear that it wasn't a real light sabre!

I still can't believe im saying this but I think this is one of the 'rare' cases of bongs being as fucked up evil / destructive as all the paranoid parents make them out to be. There's no denying ppl can pop on them, i saw a mate in high school who was super clever normal just SNAP one day during a sesh, he gets on the ground starts pumping out pushups then starts hitting himself in the head screaming, few years later I saw him on the streets acting like crazy cat lady (amusingly even he is still less delusional than jedi) but yeh, seriously, just popped one day after a single cone, was scary to watch.

Jedi, i do feel kinda sorry for you, theres definitely something up in that head of yours, but the LAST thing you should be doing is chaining down the buegs on top of all that shit, thats like playing russian roulette with a shotgun.

since this is the new drug thread thanks to jedi's loon rants, i figure id share this documentary. this chick is a legend, she moves to amsterdam to smoke weed every day for a month to see its effects, fucking hilarious, long but good watch if you got a spare chunk of time. She goes hard in the end getting pure THC injected into her arm!

shutdown il give u no reply. and cornholio, i do believe the torquay kids dont blieve basicaly a word u say bcause y dont u include in ur post a comparison to how active ur female relationship life is compared to active jediz relationship life is( and include to mention how dedicated me and christian r to skating.) and tell the torquay kids and skateboard.com.au y there is a difference between our amounts of relationship activity. pls do - it will b very amusing. and yo i can jump a car from a ramp- but u claim i cant olly. i dont at all want to have a fight with torquay over one stray post bcause they backed me for a long time. u told part of ur version of the truth, now pls, if u wish to- tell the truth rather than bag me for aparently no reason. but i blieve hosoi is very interested in ur post, and the both of us hope that ur view is not shared by torquay in general, specialy the kids - and im not making accusations, just stating what we hope is true

and no i blieve i only asked ur shop for a sponsor once or twice. and yes i do smell sometimes bcause all i do all the time is xcersise, and sweat tends to leave an odour. but i dont smell of one thing- greed. and unlike ur description of weed, hosois description of weed is that u can utilise it to bcome the best. in his case no 1 in the world. i dont know what inspired u cornholio but i know what hosoi would say after ur 'post containing far from the full story' which i notice u r so far unwilling to divulge. pls do. amuse christian and myself. pls do

and yo when i visit torquay i blieve its me who usually , but not always, shouts the weed. and i downed a sheet of cid bcause of the cops- now thats total full of shit hearsay. my apologise to the next person who attacks me with total full of shit comments. my advice is that ul go down just like cornholio did. the truth never hurtr ppl, unless ur full of shit

scotty- my reply.........dude, dude, dude, dude- i am an athlete....that guy with the bike looks soooo out of shape

alright cornholio, seeing ur reluctance, im might aswell reveal what u wont. im sure ur inclined to form a relationship at any given time. regardless jediz story is different. in the places where jedi is famous bfore he was in skateboard.com.au- the girls in these places would mostly- when they see jedi- say 'wow theres the jedi' sort of similar to when girls used to c micheal jackson- theyd say 'wow theres micheal jackson' bcause of the famous factor. but grls/women will not engage in relationships with him. when they days r long ago, well bfore jedi aquired his first lighsaber. that cornholio is bcause u have basicaly no chance of beating slater, and jedi knows for a fact he can send kellys jetset ass back to florida. and jedi believes most of torquay appoves of this. but mornington ppl in general(not everyone of course) hates it. the xpensive mums especialy cant handle boasting for 15 yrs about straight edge kelly sex god being proven as no match for cannabis smoking hosoi. and jedi takes no shit from kelly aswell. as far as the mums were concerned kelly slater and tnny hawk r the best in history- both of them straight edges, and then they r told that hosoi smoked weed and kicked their asses. and at the same time they r told that slater is no longer the bells beach jedi like he is at coolongata, pipeline, and trestles- but instead the skater jedi is the bells beach jedi. this shattered the mums kelly sex god fantasy - so they directed their daughters and their younger sisters to have nothing to do with jedi. they have complexes due to their boasting about kelly 4 15 yrs being full of shit. and next- jedi might xplain to u gold coast crew how one of u or a few of u can replace slater as the coolangata/goldcoast jedi or jediz and send slaters ass back to florida- if slater decides to compete this year and maybe next year. bcausf isnt the outright most wins holder at gold coast. bcause jedi heard kelly only has to win one more time at bells to become the best ever there. and the last 2 yrsjedihasstoppedthat

bcause slater u r not bcoming the best in history at jediz favorite and most frequented holiday spot in my whole life(ive even lived there short term a couple of times). and slater iv been going to torquay since before u. and cornholio- dont u lie to the torquay kids

il give u a little clue gold coast skaters or surfer/skaters or snow/surf/skaters or either. when jedi was in gold coast he wondered if skating from wet.n.wild(thats the nth end near the bridge to labrador, unless im mistaken) past miami to coolangata or to the border at the sth end- he wondered if thats a record. thats one clue if kelly competes this year and defs the next, even if he just cnmpetes in selected events , not the whole tour. thats if any of u gold coast can b bothered or inclined. il give u crew the necessary info .....if u want

and remeber people- for suspicious reasons kelly slater is still holding back trainracing,beachpathracing and cliffracing from california,hawaii and the rest of usa and the world. suspicious reasons people.

and if anyone is inclined go to youtube and type- christian hosoi. the 1st on the list is- rising son- hosois full length film. and jedi urges you to disregard hosois hard drug later days. they r of little consequence compared to his cannabis smoking world no 1 days when his highest airs with no helmet/pads or at night or blindfolded did indeed scare tony hawk. and jedi can sort of but def not fully relate to christian when he was in jail for about 4 yrs bcause jedi has been in jail for about a month. but jedi was overweight an unnatractive then. and jedi defs knows theres a massive difference between 1month and 4 yrs. if u want to know what hosoi is doing now in '2013 he has his own company(or more than one) and he is a tony hawk game character and is sponsored by quicksilver and other companies and at his age can stil skate vert better than jedi, unless jedi decides to dedicate several yrs to skating vert

other than that jedi would like to relate that swimming at the beach is one of his favorite pastimes, all ways has been. but jedi defs loves skate surf snow and yes as well bmx, dirt bike stunts and racing and the other associated xgame sports. and bball

now one 4 all u girls watching out there........if uv read all this ul know about the total lies 4 15 yrs about kelly slater and tony- the 2 straight edges being the best in history- when weed smoking christian hosoi proved they were no match 4 him. so girls out there...if u want....when ur mums/mothers inform u that kelly slater ( their super sex god star of all time) is way hotter than ur new bfriend (or ur current one or ur ex) will ever b. kelly is richer than he'l ever b. and if he rides boards then kelly is better than he'l ever b- bcause kelly and tony r the best in history and kelly is the hottest of the two- by far..if ur mums/mothers say this to u......again(drag)....then feel free to reply- no mum i think ur mistaken, kelly and tony r straight and christian hosoi smokes cannabis and is the real best of all surfskatesnow in world history. mum just type in 'christian hosoi' on youtube and watch 'rising son' and his other films- hosoi skates the big ramps with no helmet and pads in lots of his films, on weed. not straight like kelly and tony. so mum y is kelly and better at boardriding than any bfriend il ever have in my whole? y?.........and the next part isnt necessary......but if ur mums/mothers ask u who told u this......then if u decide to- tell them its jedi backing hosoi(who is half californian, half hawaiin and japanese) and also if uwant show them jediz youtubes ''train racer xxl' and jediz skateboard.com.au articles 'type ......jedi.....in the search'.........if all this sounds interesting girls then enjoy,.......bcause personaly if i was a girl then i wouldnt like my mum/mother telling me that every bfriend i ever have is not as hot or not as good at boardriding as slater. specialy if my mum lied and said that slaters historyz best- bcause he doesnt touch drugs/alcohol......and u cant b as good as kelly unless u r straight. lies......dont believe them

by the way 2 of jediz all time favorite street skaters r jamie thomas and jaws

sory error..,forgot to type...hotter... halfway throu the comment -......,so mum y is kelly hotter and better at boardriding than any bfriend il have in my whole life? y?

what

What ah just happened?

no cornholio ur only gettin a no comment from. and fat c- pls read the whole thread. and mayb jediz other articles and forum threads. as i said its fairly self explanatory