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Linky
3 Feb 2013 · 3 Feb 2013 11:06 PM
Dude chill out and stop posting. You're making less sense than an Afghani goat herder using the internet for the first time.
Ginger Beer
3 Feb 2013 · 3 Feb 2013 11:47 PM
For fucks sake, i can feel my IQ dropping just reading this.
Insomniajosh
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 12:54 AM
They jailed Jedi for being overweight and in attractive? Kelly Slater will be hotter than any of your boyfriends? Jedi and cornholio sex tape?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

New challenge Jedi (I gotta try and get you focused, it's getting real wierd) Take shutdowns day off the buegs challenge for an easy $100 and film yourself ollie up a three stair, clean, and I'll give you $27 I found in my piggy bank. It's all coins, all yours
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endor
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 1:57 AM
that sounds takeable insomnia, except il ollie onto a ledge comparable to a 3 stair. but how do i prove im not smoking blunts for a day? any reasonable suggestions insomnia, not supid or unreasonable ones pls?
Insomniajosh
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 2:07 AM
Maybe you could film a day in the life?
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endor
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 2:52 AM
but dude if you do it proper- noone is going to watch the 15 hrs while im awake it takes to watch. man can u elaborate or mayb have a diff idea
nav...
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 4:01 AM
How about just doing it for yourself?

If you lie, you're only fooling yourself and whatever brain cells you have left.
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marburg
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 7:59 AM
endor vs gorstradamus
No need for name
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 9:14 AM
What the hell is going on?

And yes I have read every post.
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endor
4 Feb 2013 · 4 Feb 2013 11:27 PM
no need - il give u a short list of most of whats going

1. cannabis can b used to enhance skateboarders and snowboarders abilities(maybe surfers, however surfers, swim , and smoking can perhaps reduce ur performance ability as a swimmer)
2. jedi has no beef with most other drugs also
3. kelly is trickin, bcause of him holding back trainracering,beachpathracing, and cliff racing- and bcause of he's no drugs/alcohol approach promotion - u cant b the best unless ur straight - line................in direct contradiction to christian hosoi being the best and he smoked weed and competed
4. tony hawk is in on the no drugs/alcohol approach promotion - u cant b the best unless ur straight - line................in direct contradiction to christian hosoi being the best and he smoked weed and competed
5. lakyn agreed to hit his air at riverside on aus day - but instead was a no show
6. mitch robertom and pat gemzik - represented
7. the snapper, insomnia, tim b - bet is still on (as far as im concerned) and its still 50 on if i land it- but now its double or nothing
8. kelly slater - as ive always said - needs to surf with a lightsaber or i doubt that he is a jedi
9. mornington kids and torquay kids represent
10. jediz favorite food/cuisine is juice
11. there r more things to write maybe- 12. until 20.+ things . but u can guess the rest - surely
Evanz
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 12:26 AM
marburg

18:59 04/Feb/13

endor vs gorstradamus
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 12:46 AM
alright insomnia. whats the call with the photo. is it a back off with the posts call or something else. bcause i already tried take imgn's advice to shut the fuck up but noone else listened
Insomniajosh
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 12:56 AM
No I just typed "Derp" into google images and that was a relevant image.

He is the most feared of all the Jedi's in Coburg. His name is Darth Vulva. He once made one of his enemies eat cheese until he pooped as a show of dominance.

He wants to challenge you to a race. He rides a penny board. He challenges you to a duel in Eastlink tunnel.
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:01 AM
dude, well, whats the deal? is that telling me to shut up or something bad will occur? or something else? well?
Insomniajosh
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:04 AM
It's a sweet, sweet mystery
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:07 AM
insomnia derp may very well b a jedi. but no eastlink tunnel duel. car dodging is not something id do , unless i was getting paid
Insomniajosh
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:09 AM
But if you refuse he may hunt you down and make you submit to a cheese gorging.

It's getting heavy.
imgne_
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:14 AM
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:28 AM
im not dueling in the tunnel. and imgn im most def not posting anymore like wikileaks. ppl if u write anymore posts i most likely not reply
Insomniajosh
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:33 AM
Um Jedi don't stress I was being silly. I made it all up. I guess it might prove a point to you that everything I posted was as truthful as the nonsense you are spouting.

I feel guilty now! I don't want to break your brain. There is no Darth Vulva. I am just very, very bored.

Anyway get your Mum to email me please Nick. Email is in my profile.
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:49 AM
who is the best on the ramp? the skater with the highest air? from decades ago that rule still goes.
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endor
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 1:51 AM
now no more info
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Nieve
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 8:13 AM
2:09 for jedi.
cuntm8noworries
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 9:40 AM
Jedi, if you're reading this i want you to know that i'm coming down to melbourne for 3 days towards the end of the month, is there any chance we could arrange a meet up session?
Tim B.
5 Feb 2013 · 5 Feb 2013 10:02 AM
10. jediz favorite food/cuisine is juice
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