Do you know someone who is just a big cunt to you?
Yeah you cunt
I like cunts
I'm with imgne on this.
Monkz once bought a carton on cigs on the black market and tried to sell them to all of his best mates at full price.
Hey hey hay now. Like I said at the time "I gots to make my money". When u was hungover once I asked Krim for a glass of water, he delivered it giggling but I drank it anyway... It was vinegar.
He also peed on me... See the first Hoon vid.
Haha. The vinegar prank was one of my most proudest moments.
Monkz jumped off Dan Sarri's roof into some hedges completely ruining them and then he blamed Kevo for it and to this day Mr. Sarri still hates Kevo for doing it and every time he sees him he asks him for compensation.
Keep these stories coming please ^^
Krim used to steal money from Dan Sarri parents house. He would swipe change that dans dad would empty out of his pocket when he came home from work.
I spewed on my mates wall and covered it up with posters. I could go on forever here.
Hey Drew. I seem to recall you punched Krim in the face really hard in Melbourne about 10 or 12 years ago. I laughed so that makes us both arseholes.
Yeah that's true, I feel like a bad mate,I think Jim shat on Shane's rental van that night too. Bad, bad mate.
I once stole 20 bucks i found in a birthday card on the floor of a mate's 18th. I have no regrets
I did a burn out on an injured rabbit
Drew also busted his brother having some "alone time" while watching Beverly Hills Cop 2 and told everyone about it. Then when the internet got invented he told the internet as well. Aye Whole.
I would like to apologise for that, and also for the time I found a cassette tape he recorded of himself singing inxs and then told his friends
I had a 'pal' who got shitty when I talked during his nap in the car but wouldn't let me chill and sleep when I wanted to. goddamn divas
shits seem to be the popular here, I know a mate who borrowed a jacket off another mate for the night and needed to shit later on but didn't have any paper so he used the jacket to wipe, gave it back, shit stained denim. I think he bought it that day too
Damn the above story is messed up (literally!). Surely there must have been something else handy?
I've spewed in more beds, cars and hallways than I will ever be able to remember. I also broke Dave's dad's watch.
My friend lent me his car to bomb around in while i was in WA once. I got hammered at the strippers and crashed it pretty bad on my way home on my last night. I just left it in his driveway and flew home without seeing him.
This one wasn't me but my friends in my street.
When I was around 6 or 7 we used to find a lot of dog shit in the park bin from considerate dog owners cleaning up after their dogs. It was fun to poke the bags of shit with sticks. However, some of my friends had behavioural problems and felt the need to carry out some sort of attack/prank on a kid they didn't like too much.
So when darkness veiled the street and the kid and his family weren't home we sprung into action. Luckily for us it was a good day and lots of shit was in the bin. At that point I was wuss and didn't participate in the prank. I watched on as the my two friends used a mason's trowel to spread the shit all over the driveway. The idea was that it would be too dark for them to see and just light enough layer for them not to feel their foot squish into it. Thus the entire family would unknowingly tread shit throughout their carpeted house.
The plan worked and we almost blew our cover as we sniggered in a nearby bush. You could hear the parents yelling at the kid for treading shit into the house but only to find out they did too. My friends felt accomplished and we all went home. The next day I got interrogated by my parents and under threat of torture confessed my friends did it. Needless to say they got fucked up by their parents. So I guess not only were they arseholes for doing a shitty rendering job but so was I for ratting them out.
^^^This is excellent! I think your friend is a fucking genius. I would love to do that to my neighbours.
Fuck potii, I just had to create an account to show my appreciation because I snorted out loud. Been lurking for years.
Glad you appreciated it. Another story...
In my group at school I hanged out with a rag-tag bunch of kids: nerds, metal kids, skaters and general bad kids. Not sure how it all came to be, but we always were doing mean shit to each other. We happened to occupy a part of the school at lunch where it backed onto a green fence, and past that fence was a small rocky hill leading to an open storm water drain. There was always stagnant green mossy water in it.
One day we accidentally broke a panel in the fence, however not so bad that we couldn't jam in back into place and it all seem good. Then the idea sprang that we could lure unsuspecting victims to the fence and push them through it and we had a perfect candidate as the victim. One of our friends who was overweight and almost barrel like in appearance.
He was always selling coke since sugary drinks were banded at school and he saw the business opportunity in selling the good stuff, which gave us perfect opportunity to call him over to our fence. So under the pretence of buying some coke we got him right were we wanted him. Square in the middle of the fence panel and then came the mighty push! It was quite spectacular, the coke cans flew out of his bag as he penetrated the fence collapsing on the crest of the small rocky hill. His weight provided enough momentum from him to continue travelling as he awkwardly rolled down the hill. After scraping over almost all the rocks going down, he finally crashed into the open storm water drain. The soft moistness of the mossy water was no consolation to his embarrassment. We all laughed and felt pretty chuffed. We were very much arseholes that day.
i always unscrew the lid on salt and pepper shakers...
