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Shep
19 Nov 2014 · 19 Nov 2014 5:30 AM
OP
"Broke the internet" is fuckin pissing me off lately. Some home porno making chick with her ass out doesn't "break the internet". If the Y2K bug couldn't do it, then I'm pretty sure a pic of her crack can't either. I also hate the word "cray". Lazy cunts. Add the "z" in.
Feel free to get involved...
cuntm8noworries
19 Nov 2014 · 19 Nov 2014 6:14 AM
Dumb fucking puns with the word "man" OH YEAH LOOK AT HIS CHEST, HES TOTALLY MANSCAPING"
bonezy
21 Nov 2014 · 21 Nov 2014 5:14 AM
this threads goin off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.

am i doing it right????
krim
28 Nov 2014 · 28 Nov 2014 12:14 AM
@shep34 needs to chillax a bit #yolo
pet_flies
28 Nov 2014 · 28 Nov 2014 2:44 AM
First world problems

Shep
28 Nov 2014 · 28 Nov 2014 3:19 AM
FML @jimsfathead
crazy eyes
28 Nov 2014 · 28 Nov 2014 9:48 AM
it's all water under the fridge
grimwood
30 Nov 2014 · 30 Nov 2014 10:13 PM
i love australian sayings.... be proud of ur country
Youcunt...
1 Dec 2014 · 1 Dec 2014 2:59 AM
whats to be proud of?
doon
1 Dec 2014 · 1 Dec 2014 3:17 AM
Cronulla riots... Australia Day.... Fuk ya...
grimwood
1 Dec 2014 · 1 Dec 2014 6:44 AM
there's countless stuff to be proud of in australia. 50 000 years of indigenous culture, the fact that we are able to call our prime minister a dickhead and not get imprisoned, the history of music in major cities like sydney and melbourne, the physical beauty of our land and the sea that surrounds us... sure, there are some pricks here but there's a thousand things to appreciate for every single bad thing
Youcunt...
1 Dec 2014 · 1 Dec 2014 11:02 PM
I love living here, just don't like the word pride. Had it smashed into me for a few years in military that im supposed to be proud to live here, and proud to serve the country and all that bullshit. Iv really only thought about it in a negative sense ever since. I feel blessed or lucky to have been born here and live the lifestyle I have an there are countless positives, but its hard to say im proud of what Australia is.
Youcunt...
1 Dec 2014 · 1 Dec 2014 11:04 PM
and*
pembo
2 Dec 2014 · 2 Dec 2014 5:51 AM
well said youcunt and grim
Toothpaste For Dinne
2 Dec 2014 · 2 Dec 2014 10:00 AM
If only you hadn't of had to commit years of national service to tealidr that nationalism is in general a negative thing alistaire, maybe we would have one less self righteous internet hero that is part of the problem. Xoxo gossip girl
cuntm8noworries
2 Dec 2014 · 2 Dec 2014 7:54 PM
it just seems 99% of patriots think they've earned something by emerging from a cunt that happens to be on this continent. not for me
Jon
3 Dec 2014 · 3 Dec 2014 1:17 AM
patriotism is supporting your country and wanting to defend it from its enemies. patriotism isn't wearing the flag as a cape and getting pissed on the 26th of January.
cuntm8noworries
3 Dec 2014 · 3 Dec 2014 1:43 AM
Patriotism is shitcunts ready to fight shitcunts in order to protect shitcunts
Youcunt...
3 Dec 2014 · 3 Dec 2014 6:40 AM
Spot on
Q
quickfix
12 Dec 2014 · 12 Dec 2014 10:15 AM
nek minit
1000
16 Dec 2014 · 16 Dec 2014 1:19 AM
In regards to is a less efficient way of saying regarding
Cuntus McGruntus
16 Dec 2014 · 16 Dec 2014 1:42 AM
bae
krim
7 Jan 2015 · 7 Jan 2015 9:39 PM
"That *blank* though", or gee'd up to "Dat *blank* tho"

Eg: That catch though!

Seems to be the go to line when commenting on anything on he internet. Shut up.

and the word Cooked is now Cooked.
gusthegremlinmaster
8 Jan 2015 · 8 Jan 2015 3:21 AM
spot on dude! Cooked shit's me. Just spent a while in Canada and everybody says "that's my jam" to fucken anything that's good. Shit's me to tears
T
Tilda Swinton
8 Jan 2015 · 8 Jan 2015 8:41 AM
Cunts saying "ooo killem" or "good af" instead of "AS FUCK".
Fuck.
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